We start off by acknowledging that women require time and money:
Women = Time * Money
And we know from business pundits that time is money:
Time = Money
So we substitute and get:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
Now, we have also heard that money is the root of all evil:
Money = sqrt(Evil)
So we substitute again and get:
Women = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Reducing the equation, we are forced to conclude that:
Women = Evil